Pizza Fairy

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“Since we both hate all the same people,

And we both seem to like carcinogenics,

Let’s be friends forever, m’kay?”

Is she reminding you of anyone we know?

Dare you disagree with inept she,

She’ll reiterate the very words she laid on me:

“Why can’t you be difficult and good?

“Why don’t you want to be misunderstood?”

She knows her job:

Playing the snob

And it all works to make the world spin around.

“I think the guys with whom I like to hang out best

Are the ones with whom I most disagree;

That way, I have much about which to complain once they leave my house.”

Is he reminding you of anyone we know?

Dare you disagree with inept he,

He’ll reiterate the very words he laid on me:

“Why can’t you be difficult and good?

“Why don’t you want to be misunderstood?”

He really fits

In with hypocrites

And it all works to make the world spin around.

If you’re wondering how they eat or breath,

Then you’ve learned these lessons once before.

Perfect in imperfection,

Tart from the start,

Is this reminding you of anything we just might chance to know?

Why must you stay difficult and good?

Why must you remain misunderstood?

And the very name

That gets put to shame

Doesn’t work to make the world spin around.

Somebody'd better get me out of here today

There's a rainbow road that paves the landscape outside

Don't you know those tiny footprints

In the garden are a sign

Of someone telling me 

I'm much less free than he is?

I'm like the dandelion seed

I'll be all carried by the wind

I'll be vacating for a month or more

I'm gonna fly around the world

So you may patronize me 'til

I've left my name on seven continents

I'm hailing taxis left and right

I'm hitching rides on air balloons

This ground I'm leaving won't go anywhere

Through deserts, jungles, mountains, seas

The life gets richer by the step

Let every voice converge in harmony

Somebody rearranged the alphabet

Now the vowels come first and then we climb B through Z

All the centuries of learning

And millennia of school

Couldn't save us from

An overhaul of facts

Come wear some soaring skates afree

Come leave some legacy and fame

For all the populace to marvel at

I'm like the wiggle in the reed,

I dance like sardines in the grass

Alongside Galaxies and Guyaxies

We shake the cactus in the sand,

You ship your sailboat from the shore

We'll crank it 'til our good old vessels blow

I'm surfing arctic slopes tonight

I'm diving headfirst in the mix

What happened to extreme flight populace?

My Wings are growing far and wide 

Swooping and shading farms and fields

So if I see you I'll call out your name

Make all the universe your home

Make signs and omens all your own

Don't leave your living hanging in a noose

There's more than one sunshining star

But you can't see 'em 'til it's dark

Whip you your telescope and take the risk!